Leg Lamp Tech Tee

🎄 The Runner’s Leg Lamp Tee – A Major Award for Runners Everywhere! 🏃‍♂️💡

Celebrate the holidays with a hilarious twist on an iconic classic! Inspired by the legendary “major award” from A Christmas Story, this Runner’s Leg Lamp Tee swaps the fishnet-clad leg for something much more you — a strong runner’s leg sporting a sleek running shoe and topped with that unmistakable lampshade.

It’s the perfect blend of holiday nostalgia and runner pride. Whether you’re logging festive miles, heading to an ugly sweater party, or just want a shirt that sparks instant smiles and movie quotes, this design delivers more charm than the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

Gift it, wear it, race in it — just don’t let the neighbors get jealous.

Perfect for:
🎁 Holiday parties
🏃‍♀️ Christmas fun runs
🤣 Fans of A Christmas Story
💡 Anyone who appreciates a “major award”

• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz/yd² (68 g/m²)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti and Mexico

Important: This product is available only in the US, except for US territories such as Puerto Rico, Guam, the US Virgin Islands, American Samoa, and Northern Mariana Islands.

Disclaimers:
• Please note that the prints on the t-shirt may have variations in texture and appearance. This is due to a natural byproduct of the printing process called glycol, a nearly-clear glossy substance that may give the print a shinier appearance where present. Glycol is water-soluble/miscible, so washing the garment will easily remove it.
• Due to the heat press used in the printing process, there may be some shading around the print area on darker-colored t-shirts. We recommend washing the garment to help mitigate any temporary color changes caused by the heat press.

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