No Kudos for you! Sweatshirt

💚 No Kudos for You! 😤

Some runners crave medals… others crave Kudos. If you’ve ever checked Strava five minutes after a run to see who didn’t give you one — this shirt’s for you.

Featuring a delightfully grumpy, Grinch-like creature pointing accusingly with the words “No Kudos for You!” this design captures the ultimate runner’s inside joke. Perfect for group runs, holiday parties, or anyone who takes their Strava fame way too seriously.

Details:
✅ Soft, breathable performance fabric — great for running or lounging in petty glory.
✅ “Ugly sweater” inspired design that keeps the holiday spirit slightly sour.
✅ Guaranteed to earn real-life laughs (even if you get zero Strava Kudos).

Because sometimes the best way to spread Christmas cheer… is by withholding it. 😉

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!